Here’s a recipe for all of you out there who want to eat something chocolatey, sweet, fudgy, and gooey. Mix some shit together in a mug, microwave it, and hey, presto some self-hate in a mug.

You will need:

1 mug
1 microwave
1 fatass (you)

3 tablespoons plain flour
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 tablespoon sugar
2 1/2 tablespoons coconut oil/vegetable oil/melted butter
5 tablespoons milk
Chocolate chips

Mix everything together in the mug until a soft consistency is achieved. Keep adding milk if you don’t think it’s wet enough.
Microwave it for about 1 to 1:30 minutes. Keep checking every 30 seconds to make sure you don’t overcook it.
Eat it and feel bad/good about yourself depending on your personal self-esteem.